Aries - there are few things in life that can’t be achieved with occult dark magic
Taurus - my lights aren’t all on upstairs because i am saving energy, just doing my bit to help the planet, not that you’d know anything about that
Gemini - tired of trying to figure out how to solve problems? try simply ignoring them forever instead
Cancer - im 5 weeks old and i dont care about anything
Leo - yeah i looked both ways before crossing the street, i looked both ‘handsome’ and ‘radiant’, too bad i got hit by that car
Virgo - in video games you can carry x99 of an item while in real life you can mostly carry not that many
Libra - life has never gone well for me but thats all about to change now that i have an idea for a new type of hair style
Scorpio - i am going to lay completely still on the forest floor until either things start going my way or i disintegrate into nothing
Sagittarius - once again i am not included in the list of the world’s most successful people because of my complete lack of success, bias at its finest.
Capricorn - thats cool. oh that wasn’t a response to what you said i was just noting that it’s cool that i wasn’t listening or caring
Aquarius - talking was invented when humans heard howling and decided to do that but with the beautiful and interesting qualities removed
Pisces - one of these days i will float up off into space and no one can stop me, not even gravity or nasa
July 3rd, 11:59 P.M.: This country is a festering cesspool
of corruption, ignorance, and violence. Every achievement is built on
the backs of millions of dead. The Founding Fathers-
July 4th, 12:00 A.M.:
July 5th, 12:00 A.M.: -would shake their heads in shame if they could see the state of this nation.
